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Dr. Seuss battles Shakespeare - Who would win?

This is Epic Rap Battle of History #12

The language is *not* completely clean, so careful if there are ears around that are only PG, but nothing too too major. Besides, it’s worth it to hear someone dressed as Shakespeare rap “ye hoebag, you’re an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag….egads, it’s so sad” :P

And come on, Cat in the Hat rockin’ it out with Thing 1 and Thing 2??

Okay, so it’s a little creepy actually, but still pretty good. Kudos to the rapper starting about 1:15 in…..I love Dr. Seuss, but go go Shakespeare!

Kittywood Studios - Would you like something intelligent to read…or another lolcat?

And now we all know why cat videos are so freakin' popular....

Footprint sandals - Leave your mark of fun, if even for a moment

Yes! I want!

Oh how I want. :(

Although, hmm, I guess I don’t exactly have sand to walk around in, do I? Well maybe one day, when I lounge on the beach all day long for a living.

And then….then these sandals will be mine, and I’ll walk along the coast just for the sheer sake of leaving behind some awesome footprint. <3

You can see more pictures of them at Toxel and can actually be them from Kiko-Kids. The ashiato sandals come in 5 different colors and 5 animal prints (cat, Tyrannosaurus,  monkey,  gecko, or owl). Aren’t the Japanese awesome? Hehe.

Double Dream Feet!! - Really, there are no other words…

Really. Speechless. Just keep watching.

How to CAPTCHA idiots - Grammar Nazis will win

CAPTCHA security word verification box that says there their they're "look over" blank to fill in with the correct word for the correct grammar.

I am completely on bored with this.

Unless it’s at 4 in the morning.

And it gives me effect/affect. Then I’ll pass. But for everybody/everything else, perfect!

Go the F**k to Sleep - As read by Samuel L Jackson

PG-13….I don’t cross that line 99% of the time. So if the F word offends you as a 12 year old, my sincerest apologies and please oh please, do not click this link. And if you have kids in the room, put on your head set or wait until later to listen to this.

But otherwise, click away. Parents especially will love this one. I wasn’t sure if I’d post this, but then over the weekend, I was in a bookstore and saw the book itself, shining (literally, check out that moon) from the book shelf out me and I couldn’t resist.

Go the F**k to Sleep - Read by Samuel L. Jackson

Date a girl who reads…

I'm posting this in its entirety here, mostly because I don't want it lost, but also because there's no original blog to link to....only others who have reposted it in its entirety.

So enjoy. And if you want to find the original author, she’s on Facebook and here’s how she came about writing this in the first place….as just something for her friends, a writing exercise, something casual that became a hit and touched people across the net.

"Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.

Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a shot somehow.

Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.

Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilightseries.

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

Or better yet, date a girl who writes."

Mariachi band sings and dances with beluga whale

Awwww!

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