Do Not Play List for Weddings

Check out this place for a list of songs that shouldn't be funny. Some are the most traditionally corny songs like the chicken dance one...and others are like the ones below that sound okay on the surface but are really strange break-up or stalker songs. No thanks!

• Every Breath You Take – Police (Unless you're marrying your creepy stalker, this is not a romantic song!)
• I will Always Love You – Dolly Parton/ Whitney Houston (It's about a break up. Please, no talk of "bittersweet memories" at your wedding.)
• Lips of an Angel – Hinder (The angel's great lips are enough to make him think about cheating on his girlfriend).
• My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion (She's singing the song to her dead boyfriend. Dead and weddings don't mix that well.)
• Tears in Heaven – Eric Clapton (Yet another death song I've heard at too many weddings. I know there's the life insurance policy, but it's a little too early to be talking about death, don't you think?)
• I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor. (Not only have I heard this at a million weddings, but I've also seen it on lists of "popular wedding songs!" People, it's a song about surviving a horrible breakup! Don't play this at your wedding.)
• Jesse's Girl – Rick Springfield (Go ahead. Fuel rumors that the bride is sleeping/has slept/will sleep with the Best Man.)
• White Wedding – Billy Idol (Idol himself says that the song is about hating his sister's fiancé.)
• Love Stinks, You Gave Love A Bad Name, Tainted Love (all self explanatory).