Dear dysfunctional family

I'll leave the introduction to them because they said it quite nicely....er, well, something....

If you are from a dysfunctional family,
you have either received or wanted to write a letter like this.

Don't waste any more of your valuable time
digging deep into the depths of your soul to
tell your family off. Instead, let me do all
the hard work for you. You just sit back, take a load off.

Basically, there's a prewritten "letter" with drop-down windows for you to choose which set of words you want to use (beware, some aren't PG....'many' aren't PG).