New Year's Non-Resolutions

I considered doing an "end of the year" type post, but then put it off long enough that I didn't have the time to....and was glad I hadn't after seeing everyone else in the internet world doing a million and one lists of "end of the year" type compilations.

But then I was tagged.

I was called out.

I was infected.

Ew.

And now I feel this strange urge to follow the instructions I was given. I blame this chica.

It's all Emily's fault.

Hmph.

Alright, so enough whining, pouting, fussing, link lovin', line draggin', puttin' it off. Here's the meme:

What you do is list 7 New Year’s resolutions you are not going to do in 2008 year based on 2007’s results......~Well, and then a bit of instructions about who I'm supposed to tag, but I don't tag, so uh, nevermind.

I haven't really done resolutions the last few years....but these are non-resolutions, so they're okay, right? Stealing Emily's format with a quick copy and paste, I'm also going to steal some of her non-resolutions, too. How's that for creative laziness? :P

1. I will NOT check my multiple email accounts, blog stats, discussionboards/forums every chance I get. The world will not come to a crashing halt if I do not reply to something right away. (This is so hard to do with a straight face/cooperating fingers....)
   
2. I will NOT spend my every waking hour either online or thinking about the online world.
   
3. I will NOT break out into hysterics the next time I talk to the tech lady who informs me that she doesn't know when my internet will come back...and suspects it'll be at least a few more hours (after almost all day of it already being off!!)
   
4. I will NOT dehydrate myself because I don't want to part ways with my computer to go fill a water bottle down the hall.
   
5. I will NOT break every healthy eating rule in the book because I'm too comfy in bed with my laptop to bother to move for something more complex.
   
6. I will NOT spend my time at work doing menial things online instead of working hard on my school work.
   
7. I will NOT base whether my day is good or bad according to what happened online or whether my day was "online-worthy."

Okay, so they all revolve around my online activity...what can I say? I'm addicted. And I'm okay with it. Hehe.