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Zombie Skunks Smell Bad

(M* is 5 and A* is 4.)

Mom--Ewww, M*, did you forget to brush your teeth?
M*--No, it was a skunk.
Mom--No, it wasn't.
M*--Yes it was, you ran over it.
Me--She ran over it? Did you see it? (There was a dead opossum on the other side of the road that we knew she'd seen.)
M*--Yeah, I saw it.
Me--Where was it?
M*--(Still peering intensely out the window, even though we'd long passed it) It was right over there.
Me--So it was over there and she swerved to hit it?
M*--(thinking) No, it was right there and then underneath the van.
Me--But wasn't it already dead over there?
M*--(thinking more) Yeah, but she hit the skunk and then it smelled really bad.

There's a long pause at this point as we're kinda giggling at her thinking so hard about this dead skunk and how it was on the other side of the road, but we hit it, when all of a sudden, A* jumps in and says:

A--So it was a zombie skunk and just walked over?

1 comments so far. What are your thoughts?
Princesse Ecossaise said...

hahaha! awww that's so cute!

What was the smell? :-)

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