More Blogaversary Fun--A Year of Strange Searchers

I used to post every so often about the weird search topics that brought people here, so now that I've hit the one mark, I thought I'd list some of the oddest searches.

• "see my panties"
• "a portmanteau of the phrase snide remark "
• "college student" +"instant noodle" +statistic
• "opposite of italicized"
• "pink elephants and lemonade" meaning
• "let go of my ears" tattoo
• 7bdef5f98fd316a934e1408d31a08a28b029d27908a2b8b1
• a torso pops out!
• all the participants in world toilet expo 2006 in thailand, email addresses and fax numbersare ramen noodles poisonous
• craving carrots all of a sudden
• diethylene glycol antifreeze ice cream
• emoticon bra clip
• fizzy pamplemousse
• grandma got swallowed by the internet
• hobo symbol for kind lady
• how many chairs fit around 76" dining room table
• my sandwiches smell like bananaspie selling: whole or slice
• sex in the 60s
• shakespeare beer joke
• take care of a virtual pet that's a mammal.
• under the desk you will see a rusty razor blade and a bottle of scotch. remove your own appendix.
• "i told my mom what i had just seen. then my mom got scared, she"

I was going to make a comment on each one, but for the most part, my reaction is simply WTF? I have no idea what some people were looking for when they searched for these things and mistakenly ran across my site, lol.