Baby it's cold outside - Warm up your trees, poles, statues

I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm
("Baby, it's cold outside" lyrics)




We bundle up in coats and scarves, so why shouldn't the outside lovelies have the same privilege? And they're knitted, at that!