Funny airplane announcements - Last one off must clean it

Funny Airplane Announcements

Here's just a few samples from the post:

"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but
they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and
remember, nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines."

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From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your
lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."

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From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight
XXX to Chicago.
To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and
pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't
know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public
unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen
masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and
pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling
with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

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"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an
emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."