Laundry Attack

Please bear with me as I come to terms with the fact that I was just taken by surprise and attacked by laundry. Keep in mind that it was not 'my' laundry, nor have I had any other previous relations in the past with said laundry, violent or otherwise. I was sent by a relative to rescue the laundry from a washer, and help it recover by allowing it entry into the dryer. However, things went downhill as I began transferring members of the gang from one venue to another.

At one point, this big gal with long arms, resisted while I was multi-tasking by looking inside the dryer. As I looked back to the washer to see what the problem was, she immediately snapped me in the face with her wet fists and momentarily knocked me into a state of shock. There I was, trying to 'help', and she just had to try to start a cat fight. I didn't want to reciprocate, though, so I merely pushed her back inside, and made her stay there to think about what she'd done while I continued helping the others. I understand she was under a lot of stress and pressure, and I have chosen not to take legal action, however, I do want to make this public so that if she makes further offenses, they will not be taken as lightly.